Thank you Andres for being up right now and posting that audio, I’ve been crying of laughter for a good 5 minutes.

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*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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☮ nature aฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎d good vibes ☾
27 Jul 14 at 11 pm


my photography, july 2014

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"Fly Me To The Moon"
Frank Sinatra
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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.